In a world where efficiency meets resistance, a new term emerged from the depths of bureaucratic battles. It started as a whisper in government hallways, evolved into a social media sensation, and now stands as the perfect descriptor for those who never met a red tape they didn’t love. Ladies and gentlemen, meet your new favorite political vocabulary word:
The Word You Never Knew You Needed
Origin: Compound of “DOGE” (acronym for Department of Government Efficiency) + “bag” (container, vessel), creating an ironic commentary on those who oppose governmental efficiency. Circa 2020s.
Definition:
1) (political slang) An individual who paradoxically opposes or impedes government efficiency measures while supporting expanded bureaucracy and spending.
2) One who actively resists: a) streamlining of government operations b) fiscal responsibility initiatives c) transparency in governmental processes d) efficiency-driven reforms
3) A person who advocates for maintaining inefficient governmental systems and bureaucratic bloat, often while claiming to support public interests.
Common Usage:
“The committee was full of dogebags who blocked every attempt to digitize and streamline the permit process.”
“Despite the DOGE’s recommendations for cost-saving measures, the dogebags insisted on maintaining redundant departments.”
“A true dogebag in action: voting against automated systems while demanding more administrative staff.”
Related terms: • dogebaggery (n.): Actions that deliberately impede government efficiency • dogebaggy (adj.): Characterized by resistance to governmental streamlining • anti-dogebag (n.): Advocate for efficient, transparent government operations
Note: Term commonly used in discussions of government reform and fiscal policy.
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